Shape Shifters Leage - Nightdark Interview

UPDATED ONCE AGAIN.

Interview Guy: What's your name

Nightdark: Nightdark Lerner

Interview Guy: What does Nightdark mean?

Nightdark: I named myself that because I am the exact opposite of my nemesis Daylight

Interview Guy: Interesting! You play guitar right? what guitars do you have?

Nightdark: I have too many to name, but my favorite is my Black Ibanez RG550 made in 1987 it's the same as Daylight's guitar but his is bright red.

Interview Guy: What is your Religion/Faith

Nightdark: I am involved in a Misanthropic Luciferian Order called the Temple of the Black Light. I am an Anti-Cosmic Satanist and my goal is to destroy the Cosmic Order and rule the world of DeviantArt and spread nothing but Chaos. I take my beliefs very very seriously

Interview Guy: Interesting! What Metal musicians are your idols?

Nightdark: Jon Nodtveidt from Dissection. My music is highly influenced by his third album Reinkaos we have alot in common. But it's too bad he killed himself... However one thing I don't like about him is I am a Bisexual but Jon killed a gay man. But one coincidence is my real name is Dark Jonathan and his first name is Jon.

Interview Guy: What are your Political views?

Nightdark: Communism!

Interview Guy: Your a Communist? Which teachings do you follow? Marxism? Leninism? Stalinism? Maoism? or Sandersism?

Nightdark: None the above, I follow my own Misanthropic and Satanic version of Communism called Lernerism. Most versions of Communism is Anti-Religion but mine is based on Anti-Cosmic Satanism. And me and fellow Comrades don't tolerate other religions, or even any other forms of Satanism.

Interview Guy: Interesting! What crimes do you commit?

Nightdark: I am a Rapist. I raped many women with my ally Alphatrak. And as a Bisexual I also raped many men as well. When me and Alpha take over the universe, I plan to not kill Daylight but to keep him as my Sex-Slave and eventually kill him once I get bored with him.

Interview Guy: The world of Deviantart is facing a population crisis and there are more deaths than there are births or people from other worlds joining. What do you think of that?

Nightdark: I think it's great, but I hope to start a Lernerist Communist revolution for this world while we still have some people left.

Interview Guy: Since Jon from Dissection killed himself so he could enter the Realm of Chaos, do you have any plans to kill yourself after your mission is complete?

Nightdark: Well after I destroy the Realm of Cosmos and once I get bored with being Deviantart's Communist leader, my future son will take over and after I kill my future sex slave Daylight, I will kill myself because by then my job will be complete.

Interview Guy: What do you believe will happen after you die? in addition to entering the Realm of Chaos better known as Hell?

Nightdark: I believe that after I die and before I enter the gates of Hell, since I am a Shape Shifter I shall be in my locomotive form and be in some kind of short Purgatory which will be a dark railway tunnel that guides me to Hell. It will be something similar to the tunnel from the Thomas the Tank Engine book called Henry and the Ghost Train, where Henry has a bad dream where he is in a haunted tunnel. And I hope once I make it, I will meet Jon there.

Interview guy: You are a Thomas fan? aren't you a little old?

Nightdark: As someone with Asperger's I still liked Thomas ever since I was a kid, I still love Thomas to death.

Interview Guy: I see! It was nice interviewing you Nightdark.

Nightdark: It's my pleasure.